Sweat!

Okay so with the temperatures reaching nearly 40 degrees I feel like I should express my discontent for this weather.

The other day Drang passes the comment about how annoying it is when sweat collects behind your knees and in your forearm. Although these sweaty parts are rather irritating on a hot day I would just like to point out the lack of sympathy for anyone who thinks that is the worst experience of sweating. Imagine, a hot summer day and you are strolling down the street listening to the birds sing and the dogs bark when for the millionth time in what feels like 30 seconds that continual trickle of sweat in between your breasts hits again. This continual trickle and "pool" of sweat collected beneath happens to be for me one of the grossest feelings I have ever experienced.

I like May, June, April, September, October and part of November when my breasts are not two hills or a valley intended to allow the fountain of sweat to make its way out of my body.

Take that knee sweat!